Our winter 2023 collection was so popular, we’re launching a new range of candles for fall. The collection is a mostly non-toxic blend of natural soy wax, custom fragrance oils and melted Ikon passes. Breathe in the aromatherapy as you sink into the corner of your couch and relax — at least for the next two weeks until ski season starts.
Smells Like Team Spirit
Created in honor of the Park City Mountain bike team, national champs. Hints of dried leaves, peanut butter, muddy socks and burning rubber. This candle rips!
Park Serious
Designed to soothe the upper Main Street brick-and-mortar shops incensed* that instead of term limits, Park Silly got voted in for four more years. The candle is unscented so as not to trigger migraines, watery eyes or righteous indignation. Burns for 12 hours or however long it takes to melt your stone-cold heart.
*Also available in incense sticks to create a calm, peaceful atmosphere and ward off negative vibes.
Impossible SkiHaus
Looking for a place for you and 10 of your friends to rent for less than $15,000 a month? Yeah, good luck with that. Console yourself with the news that the RV park on Rasmussen might be cleared to add another 36 spaces. Then light this candle and say a prayer that you find a place before the thermometer dips below 10 degrees.
Ritual Café
The café may be closed forever, but this candle is open 24/7. Essences of oatmilk honey latte, dark chocolate, Lycra and flop sweat will bring solace to all the laptop squatters, Stay Park City Cyclists and first-time Tinder dates who used to gather there.
Privilege du Blanc
Not just another white candle. This one is half English, half Irish, one-quarter Italian, an eighth French and 100% vanilla. Burn it long enough and you might be lucky enough to notice some hints of toasted Wonder Bread and marshmallow fluff. Lights well with all of the other white candles in the room.
Mormom Musk
This electric candle does more than combine the forces of heat, light and sexual purity. So exactly what do you get when you combine Elon Musk with a soupcon of LDS? Hint: absolutely zero notes of coffee, alcohol or tobacco. The answer is a new Tesla-ment to Musk that will send you over the moon! Comes with innovative auto-snuff feature for instant excommunication of the flame.
PowderBuoy
If a lifebuoy pops in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes, it’s the sound of one billion snowflakes collectively calling yewwwwwww! This candle is snow joke. It’s actually full of hot, salty air mixed with the unshakeable aroma of an old weatherman’s plaid jacket that’s been soaked in Aqua Velva. If you breathe deeply, you might also detect notes of black Labrador retrievers romping in snout-deep pow. It’s like if Willard Scott, Hawaiian Punch and Irish Spring had a baby. Manly yes, but I like it too.
Live PC, Give PC
Light up one of these as your personal reminder that you have the power to light up someone’s day. Not just on Nov. 3, but every day. Goodness is just one small gesture away. Guaranteed to fire up your soul for the next 365 days. You bring the match, together we build a bonfire.